Son of Hate List

And just because I've got a lot of love in my heart today...

--Cabbies who can’t make change of a $20 bill
--People who try to hail occupied & off-duty cabs
--Women who wear pantyhose with open-toe shoes
--Kidney Stones
--Deadbeat Dads
--Televangelists
--Jerry Lewis
--Bad calls made even after instant replay review
--Oysters
--Body Odor
--Inflation
--Corruption
--That “Men Are From Mars, Woman Are From Venus” Guy
--Pharmaceutical Advertising
--The US War on Drugs
--The health consequences of eating too much fat & cheese
--Show Dogs
--Cats
--“Cats” (The Broadway Play)
--Gap Commercials
--People who don’t watch where they’re walking
--Skeevy-looking Russian 20something businessmen in Italian vested suits with sandals, Beatles circa 1964-style mop-top hair, pointy sideburns & sunglasses on overcast days that try to talk like Charlie Sheen in “Wall Street” (OK, maybe it’s just this one guy I keep seeing on the bus)
--The terms “corporate culture” and “proactive”
--Lime green clothing
--Deadlines
--Too much of a good thing
--Self-loathing
--Games 6 & 7 of the 1994 NHL Eastern Conference Championship
--Network news anchor banter
--People who don’t tip
--Snakes
--Zits
--Bigotry
--Cheap millionaires
--NBC for mishandling and canceling “Freaks & Geeks”
--Paris Hilton
--Itchy balls