Her Crappy Life Down the Crapper

Ah, blogs. A great place to keep up on the inner workings of Washington or make lewd jokes about celebrities or, like 16-year-old charmer Rachelle Waterman, maybe share some crappy poetry or bitch about your typically morose teenage life in Achorage, AK.

And maybe post about how your mom was just murdered.

And maybe get charged with planning that murder with two ex-boyfriends.

And hopefully, get convicted as an adult, sentenced to jail, and anal-raped repeatedly with nightsticks by a guard named Jodie.

Ah, blogs.