Hate List

Here, for no particular reason, in no particular order, are the things I most hate:

--Hillary Rodham Clinton
--Stage Mothers
--Anyone appearing on MTV's Spring Break
--Al Sharpton when he's race-baiting and not just being cute
--Boy Bands
--Anyone who thinks OJ is Innocent
--All those who represented OJ in court to boost their careers and continue still, to defend him in public
--OJ Simpson
--Hollywood Blockbuster "Event" Movies
--Larry King's boot-licking interview style
--The emaciated figures of Courtney Cox-Arquette and Calista Flockhart
--Anyone who thinks it's ironic for it to rain on your wedding day
--Adolph Hitler
--Neo-Nazis
--The Klu-Klux-Klan
--Bryant Gumble
--UPN comedies
--The writing on ER after the 4th season and post-Sorkin The West Wing
--The New York Yankees
--The New York Giants
--The New York Rangers
--Congressional Fat Cats
--Supermodels
--Mark David Chapman
--Alarm Clocks
--Smog
--Being a Jet Fan
--Social Awkwardness
--Cowardice
--Unoriginality
--Vanity
--Betrayal
--Pokemon
--The Music of Yoko Ono
--Speed/Thrash Metal
--Music Sung With An Excessive Hick TWANG
--Music Made Without Live Instruments
--Music Made Without SOUL
--Music Made With P. Diddy (See Above)
--Spaghetti With Ketchup
--Ketchup & Eggs
--Canned Tuna Fish
--Mark Messier
--Louis Farrakan
--Every SNL/Lorne Michaels-produced film other than The Blues Brothers and Wayne's World
--Crap left in the sink
--Sharon Stone
--Gangsters
--Gangster/Rappers
--Cellophane wrappers that stick to the candy
--Back/Neck Pain
--Paulie Shore Movies
--Gay bashers
--Beepers/Cell phones in movie theaters
--Barbra Streisand
--Kathie Lee Gifford
--Mob Psychology
--Religious Fundamentalists
--Stupidity
--People who speak from Ignorance
--Hatred