Monday, December 06, 2004

The Five People You Meet In Heaven

Among the five people you meet in heaven, I'm hoping, that for me, one of them is the dude responsible for saddling insipid, cloyingly earnest schlock purveyor Mitch Albom with his gigantic Dumbo ears.

And then I'd also like to meet the barber who suggested he should allow his sideburns to cut straight across his head, holding back those flapping monstrosities like a pair of hairy airplane bomb bay doors.

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