Sunday, April 22, 2007

Unearthed!


By Arielle
While "watching" Friday night's Devil's game, someone unearthed this item from Bones' closet. Can you spot the comment sure to be repeated in his 35th birthday card?
Future "Unearthed!" items: Young Bones writes home to parents about camp girlfriend and her two big "eyes"; proof of Birdman's early Imus-like musings

7 comments:

TPerl said...

Is it "You're the best little boy"?

Oh, wait - duh - it must be "Today it's your birthday"

(no way it's that whining thing)

Speaking of unearthed, have you discovered "Lucite Bones" yet? Just as lifelike as real Bones, but with only half the sarcasm!

arielle said...

I think I may have seen it once. Or maybe I've just heard stories. Truly a work of genius.

TPerl said...

On the front of the card - Is it me or does it appear to be a drawing of Rick standing in a puddle (of his own urine, perhaps)?

arielle said...

I would seriously doubt that; as we learned from other unearthed documents, Bones was toilet trained a few days before he spoke his first word (circa 6 months old).

D. Bones said...

Not only am I apparently standing in puddle of my own urine, but it appears as though a flagpole is impaling my wrist.

My aunt is the artist in the family. I tend to draw like my mom.

Anonymous said...

and 6 balloons even though you're only 5. it's no wonder you ended up a words guy and not a numbers guy

- chief

D. Bones said...

And let's not forget those so-very-dangerous personalized T-shirts that were so popular in the 70s.

It's a big wonder why I never got kidnapped by a stranger calling my name.