By TPerl
Yesterday, the whole family drove into NYC to see the big tree in Rockefeller Center.
Everything was great until the security guy came up to me to tell me I needed to take my daughter down off my shoulders. Apparently they don't wont to get sued if she falls and gets hurt.
What Rockefeller Center and my kid possibly falling off my shoulders have to do with each other is completely lost on me.
First of all, short of the whole fucking tree suddenly falling right on top of us, I am NOT going to let my little girl get hurt.
Second of all, how can some security guard have the right to tell me how to hold my fucking child? Next I suppose they'll be telling us to make her wear a winter hat so they don't get sued for a case of the sniffles.
Can we just kill all the lawyers now?
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3 comments:
Have the GE lawyers visited you at home yet to check on whether you're tucking the kids in bed properly?
It's gotta be a matter of time...
They said they would let it slide as long as we kept watching "Studio 60" every week.
That's a big price to pay. I'd take the nightly lawyer visits, myself.
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