By TPerl:
The 3 Whores of the Apocalyse ride into town.
If you look closely, you can actually see Nicole Ritchie sitting right there between Lindsay and Britney.
After the paparazzi photographer took this photo, his brain shrunk so much that his head simply imploded.
The GPS Navigation system in the car would only give them directions to an abortion clinic.
The rental car company refused to take back the car until it was tested for STDs.
The only reason Britney looks shorter than Paris is because she's mounted the gear shift.
If Britney had remembered to wax her upper lip beforehand, there would have actually been 6 exposed hairless pairs of lips in the car instead of just 5.
If anybody's out there, feel free to add some more - they're easy (adding captions, I mean!)
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