Monday, August 07, 2006

Empty V.

Music Television (a wholly owned subsidiary of Viacom Inc.) turned 25 last week. But sadly, it had died a horrible death long ago.

Having grown up on MTV, I mostly had to cultivate my own taste in music. Looking back, it seems as though most artists and bands I listen to now began recording before 1983 or before MTV launched in 1981. Only a handful of those groups (R.E.M., U2) ever learned to treat video as an art form or anything more than an obligatory three-minute commercial to sell albums and concert tickets. Bruce Springsteen, whose popularity in 1984-85 could only be rivaled by Madonna, Prince and Michael Jackson (between albums at the time) never produced anything more memorable than the horrendously faggy "Dancing in the Dark" video.

That sentence actually offends the term "faggy."

Moving from faggy to nerdy, I remember a friend of mine in college (though not sure who it was) who imagined what he might do with a holo-deck from Star Trek: The Next Generation. On the show, you could program a computer to create a completely convincing, fully immersive and interactive 3-D environment. Want to place yourself in pre-Katrina New Orleans? Or act a part in a Sherlock Holmes story?

My friend thought he'd use the computer to attend unrepeatable classic concerts throughout history. Mozart playing for French royalty. Or Hendrix at Woodstock (perhaps with a good umbrella).

Today, childhood dreams can become a reality with YouTube.

So in the spirit of Bill Simmons' YouTube Hall of Fame and his more recent list of the Best Performances of the Star Spangled Banner at a Sporting Event (need to scroll down toward the very end), here's my list of musical gems I've found.

Hard to believe that only a year ago you'd have to spend a lifetime surfing cable or PBS channels to see this stuff. Or spend a fortune on tape trades and official releases. Fuck MTV. I want my YouTube.

4 comments:

JoeyScoops said...

As Simmons put it, the best Springsteen clip on YouTube is actually when he simultaneously returned from crappydom and, for all intents and purposes ended the career of The Wallflowers, taking the song "One Headlight" and making it his own at duet with the Wallflowers at the 1997 MTV Video Music Awards. Find it, and laugh.

Anonymous said...

"Frank, how much money you make peddling this stuff to kids, huh Frank?"

"Millions of dollars, John. Millions of dollars!"

love it,
- chief

D. Bones said...

The best thing about Zappa was how counter-intuitive a counter-culture iconoclast he was.

Sure, he sung about some nasty shit, but mostly for the sake of comedy -- not to endorse anything. (It was years after hearing a Zappa song that I even understood what a "golden shower" could be. Thanks for that, Frank). He railed against corporate greed and the corruption of artistic integrity.

And yet, he never drank or did drugs. He composed intricate, insanely difficult-to-perform music, toured incessantly and considered himself a conservative.

He might have had long hair and a scary goatee, but he could be as eloquent and composed as a parish priest.

Watch this clip, and see how logic and composure defeats mad-dog, frothing-at-the-mouth self-appointed morality policemen.

Man, does this world miss Frank Zappa.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't this about the time when the now-ubiquitous "Parental Advisory - Explicit Lyrics" stickers started getting slapped on albums?

To paraphrase the raving lunatic in that clip, I guess these labels are the only constitutional way that "government can help us in the fight against this filth", which is far from the outright censorship that this idiot was somehow proud to repeatedly promote.

The funny thing is, the end result is that if a kid is staring at two CDs in the record store, one with the "Advisory" label, and one without - which one do you think he's gonna want to buy?

And Bones, I agree about the whole "endorsing" thing. How does mentioning or describing a thing mean you're ADVOCATING the thing? It's the same theory that goes into the "Pornography causes rape" argument - It ain't porn raping women, it's rapists! If it were true, just think about how many rapists would be created every day just by the internet!

And so what if you're advocating a morally reprehensible thing? To be able hear such things allows those in a free society to engage in debate over those ideas, rather than become brainwashed by them. Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise is simply guilty of the same brainwashing attempts he's pretending to shield us from.