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Friday, December 09, 2005
Top Five Songs About Inappropriate Sexual Pairings
5. I Saw Her Standing There, The Beatles 4. Sweet Sixteen, B.B. King 3. Cousin Dupree, Steely Dan 2. Sweet Little Sixteen, Chuck Berry 1. Good Morning Little Schoolgirl, Sonny Boy Williamson
4 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Worst song about the same: Seventeen, by Winger. C'mon, you all remember Winger!!! No? Fine - I admit it, then - I bought this album when it came out. But I threw it out long ago. Fine, I still have it, but I never listen to it. OK, I listened to it yesterday, but what does that prove? It's not as if I have a poster of Kip Winger on my wall and the entire Winger collection on my ipod? I mean...oh, ahem, excuse me...I meant to say "Zeppelin Rules!" That's it. Now what was I talking about?
By the way, it is now a pain in the ass to comment on this site - I'm being asked to type in the letters of some "word" spelled out in wazy letters, like they have on ticketmaster.com - Has it really come to this?
4 comments:
Worst song about the same: Seventeen, by Winger. C'mon, you all remember Winger!!! No? Fine - I admit it, then - I bought this album when it came out. But I threw it out long ago. Fine, I still have it, but I never listen to it. OK, I listened to it yesterday, but what does that prove? It's not as if I have a poster of Kip Winger on my wall and the entire Winger collection on my ipod? I mean...oh, ahem, excuse me...I meant to say "Zeppelin Rules!" That's it. Now what was I talking about?
Heh. His name is Kip.
I had to find a way to fit "Kip" in there!
By the way, it is now a pain in the ass to comment on this site - I'm being asked to type in the letters of some "word" spelled out in wazy letters, like they have on ticketmaster.com - Has it really come to this?
It's either that or endure spam comments tauting penis enlargement. I know you have your preferences, but I'm thinking about the greater good here.
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