Sunday, January 11, 2009

Does Not Compute



A few questions for the record:

Why would a robot do calesthenics?

What do robots have to do with football?

Why does this robot remind me of Ray Lewis?

Will somebody please make this fucking robot go away? They can get Al MacInnis to slap it in the head with that moronic glowing puck.

2 comments:

TPerl said...

My question:

Why do your questions seem like they're from c.1996?

D. Bones said...

Answer: Why has this robot survived so long as to make your question relevant? That fucking thing should be banished to Cuba, singing "Rico Suave" with Gerardo and Elian Gonzalez.

(Note: Gerardo is Ecuadorian, but I don't care)