From my previous comment, here are some of my favorite potential "porn cliches" pulled from the football cliche list (some may be better suited to gay porn, actually):
-They have to play ball-control offense. -They have to pound it out on the ground. -They have to make plays on both sides of the ball. -They have dangerous deep threats. -They're in four down territory. -It all depends on where they spot the ball. -This is their deepest penetration. -They've got to punch it in here. -They'll have to settle for three. -You really want to come away with some points when you're this close. -Let's see if he can orchestrate a comeback. -Now they've got some room to operate. -They can't cough it up here. -They're running it right up the gut. -He bulls his way for extra yardage. -He's overdue to break one. -Elway has all day back there. -That looked like a blown coverage. -You wonder how much punishment Elway can absorb. -Elway is trying to force the ball. -This one will be coming back. -Great second effort! -These guys are going mano a mano. -That front line is 1000 pounds of beef. -Looks like we've got some extra-curricular activity on the field -We hope that cooler heads prevail. -They're just exchanging pleasantries. -He put the lumber on him. -He's slow getting up. -He's walking rather gingerly. -He's gonna feel that one on Monday. -They can't stop the clock so he'll just take a knee.
And my personal favorite: -You could have driven a truck through that hole.
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Hey bones,
Haven't had the internet at home for the last couple weeks so I had to catch up on the last few post tonight.
quite entertain you are.
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If you think about it, 90% of these cliches could work if there was such a thing as color-commentary on porno flicks.
From my previous comment, here are some of my favorite potential "porn cliches" pulled from the football cliche list (some may be better suited to gay porn, actually):
-They have to play ball-control offense.
-They have to pound it out on the ground.
-They have to make plays on both sides of the ball.
-They have dangerous deep threats.
-They're in four down territory.
-It all depends on where they spot the ball.
-This is their deepest penetration.
-They've got to punch it in here.
-They'll have to settle for three.
-You really want to come away with some points when you're this close.
-Let's see if he can orchestrate a comeback.
-Now they've got some room to operate.
-They can't cough it up here.
-They're running it right up the gut.
-He bulls his way for extra yardage.
-He's overdue to break one.
-Elway has all day back there.
-That looked like a blown coverage.
-You wonder how much punishment Elway can absorb.
-Elway is trying to force the ball.
-This one will be coming back.
-Great second effort!
-These guys are going mano a mano.
-That front line is 1000 pounds of beef.
-Looks like we've got some extra-curricular activity on the field
-We hope that cooler heads prevail.
-They're just exchanging pleasantries.
-He put the lumber on him.
-He's slow getting up.
-He's walking rather gingerly.
-He's gonna feel that one on Monday.
-They can't stop the clock so he'll just take a knee.
And my personal favorite:
-You could have driven a truck through that hole.
Perl, i thought of another...
"Uh-oh, he took his helmet off. That's gonna cost 'em..."
- Chief
Here's some I thought of that might work:
"It's up, and it's good!"
"He's coming in for #69"
"If they're backing off, he just comes underneath"
"He can throw all day in that soft zone"
"He found the seam in the zone and just stayed there"
"I just don't agree with going for two this early"
"The hole opened then closed just as he got there"
"They filled every gap inside, so he had to take it outside"
"Looks like he came in from the side on a stunt"
"It's too early to risk a deep ball. Look for him to try something underneath."
"Here is Sub Zero..." - oh wait, I forgot what we were doing. Nevermind.
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