Name Games

The Sunday Times of London reported that the supposed #3 Al Qaida goon captured by Pakistan -- and touted by Bush and his cronies as a major blow against the terrorist group and a sign we're gaining on Osama bin Meathead -- was actually some Al Qaida middle-man.

The captured Abu Faraj al-Libbi, who wasn't even on the FBI's most wanted list, was apparently confused with another Lybian, Anas al-Liby, who is wanted for the 1998 East African embassy bombings.

You say al-Libbi, I say al-Liby. Al-Libbi, al-Liby, let's call the whole thing off.