A quick riddle: What hates terrorists but doesn't mind if they can buy guns? Insists that a woman with no significant brain activity live for decades as a drooling puppet for her parents' heartbroken anthropomorphic fantasies but supports the death penality? Preaches the tolerant gospel of Jesus to love thy brother but not if that brother loves other brothers or can accessorize his fabulous ensemble? And abhors abortion as the killing of a living embryo but fire bombs clinics and threatens to kill doctors who perform the procedure?
Answer: It rhymes with "rip-or-hit-it-all free public tans."
D. Bones
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