Dream Jobs

I compiled this list a long time ago, but now as the formal education of D. Bones has officially ended with a useless master's degree, this is as good a time as any to muse upon:

Dream Jobs...If Time, Money, Talent and Reality Were No Concerns (With Apologies to Nick Hornby)

• LW for the NJ Devils
• Syndicated Columnist
• Newspaper/Magazine Movie Critic
• Novelist
• Freelance Multidisciplinary Writer
• Jazz Pianist
• Rock Musician (anything but lead singer, keyboard player, backup singer or ancillary percussionist)
• Blues Singer/Guitar Player
• Folk Troubadour
• Rock Writer
• Record Store Owner
• Rumpled, Disgruntled Lawyer in the mold of Al Pacino in …And Justice For All
• Cynical Idealist
• Amsterdam Coffee Shop Proprietor
• Beach Bungalow Proprietor, Ko Pa Ngan, Thailand circa 1980
• Greenwich Village Bar Owner circa 1960
• Con Man
• NY Jets or NJ Devils Beat Writer
• Tropical Resort Head Lifeguard
• Time-Traveler
• Master Sushi Chef
• Nielson Family Member
• Bruce Springsteen's Personal Valet
• Free-form radio D.J.
• Navel Gazer/Contemplator
• Screenwriter
• Couch Potato
• Organic Cannabis Farmer
• Staff Writer for “The Simpsons” circa 1992
• Pizza/Calzone/Chinese Food Deliveryman in a College Town
• Ice Cream Magnate
• Lottery Winner
• Philanthropist
• Career Game Show Contestant (ie, Jm J. Bullock/Center Square)
• Girl Band Guru
• Celebrity Houseguest (Freeloader)
• NFL Assistant Coach
• Sleep Research Subject
• Famous Recluse
• Video Game Designer/Tester
• MAD Magazine Contributor circa 1983
• Jedi Master
• Healthcare Advertising Account Executive (Just Kidding)