Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Still Employed

--Middlesex County College graduation,

--A 20-year-old Board of Ed member and the mayor's son arrested for shooting pellet guns in a parking lot,

--It's beginning to feel like summer in an Edison park,

--A Rutgers football player speaks to Highland Park 8th graders,

--And the owner of a New Brunswick preschool threatens to close her doors after getting drubbed by the state Department of Education over her bookkeeping.

Anybody got anything witty to help tie this stuff together? No? Didn't think so.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

All right, I'll take a shot.

After 2 minutes of head scratching, this is the best summary headline that I got (it's not bad for 2 minutes, and I didn't even read the articles!):

"College Grads, The Mayor's my Dad, Outdoor Fads, Speaking with Pads, & No Preschool Lads"

And you get all my genius for free!

D. Bones said...

Ah, but the mayor is a woman. But thanks for playing.

Anonymous said...

the mayor's son's bad?

Anonymous said...

and the Mayor's got no nads?