Let My Baby Go

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin gave birth to a baby boy over the weekend. To make up for their firstborn daughter's name, Apple, they named him Moses.

Because it is not at all presumptuous to name your children after the great heroes of the bible. (There is a reason so much of Mexico and South America is named Jesus and that reason is stupidity and wishful thinking).

I will name my son Rubik, after humanity's great puzzle.